Even the grand-apple does not fall far from the tree so I feel I must add my own irritants:
-Snapping chewing gum within hearing distance of any other human being.
-Bank tellers, cashiers and airline ticket takers who insist on calling you by your first name ( which in my case is Joseph, or even worse, Joe).
-Duck boats and duck boat horns in the hands of anyone who has disembarked from a duck boat.
-Waiters who always point to the most expensive thing on the menu when you ask them what's good.
-Drivers who slam the brakes on an interstate to watch a paper cup drift by.
-And I don't care much for the goons who shout things and make faces during live TV reports either.